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08:42pm 28/08/2005
  Chicago is so close I can taste it. I'll finally be free on FRIDAY. I'll post the phone number and the address (which I expect everyone to use...) when I get there. I miss you all. And incase I haven't told you this at some point in the time i have known you... The Beatles are indeed amazing and talented and absolutely wonderful. Its quite nice when you get to watch them on the television. Oh, how lovely.  
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As Fucking Amazing As It Gets.   
10:29pm 25/06/2005
 
music: Random radio in the kitchen. Lovely.
There is one word that sums up all the greatness in this world: Camp. I fucking love my job- its filled with some of the most amazing girls I have ever met. They are hilarious, strong minded, and just generally wonderful people. I am sitting in the kitchen of the dining hall at the moment and my two friends from Australia and England are making us dinner. It smells great.

3 campers made up a song about me- it made my life. We have a camp song called the buffalo song and the lyrics are as follows:

Big buffalo comin' 'round the mountain, far, far away.
Big buffalo comin' 'round the mountain, far, far away.
Far, far away.
Far, far away.
(Insert random buffalo noise such as *huughhh* here)

Here are the words to the song the campers made up about me. (My camp name is Beatle, that's what everyone here calls me.)

Tiny Beatle comin' 'round the mountain, far, far away.
Tiny Beatle comin' 'round the mountain, far, far away.
Far, Far away.
Far, Far away.
(Insert random "PAUL MCCARTNEY'S HOT!" here)

Paul McCartney, comin' 'round the mountain, just to see Beatle.
Paul McCartney, comin' 'round the mountain, just to see Beatle.
Just to see Beatle.
Just to see Beatle.
(Insert random "IN A YELLOW SUB!" here.)


How hilarious is that? I love camp. With a passion. A few of us took a road trip to a different camp today to finnish some of our Lifeguard training (Which is way intense by the way), and Lucky (another one of my camp friends) and I blasted classic rock and oldies the entire way. I have finally found someone who has the same intrests in music as me! How amazing.

I just killed a mosquito.

Not much else is new. I think i'll go eat some of the amazing potato and veggie dinner Weebl and Melly have created for us.

You all should write me! I would love to hear from you! And I'll certainly write you back... so please write! The address is:

Beatle -- Staff
Camp Lakamaga
12303 Lakamaga Trail North
Marine, Minnesota
55407

I'm looking forward to letters from all of you! I love you and miss you! xoxo times a thousand.
 
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Rocking.   
08:48pm 15/05/2005
 
mood: I love Led Zeppelin.
music: Law and freaking Order.
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Hit that damn tambourine Robert! Hit your heart out!









Prom was a blast and a half. Steve was a very nice date. His dancing made my night- he even swing danced with me. The afterparty was fun too- I might have murdered Ben's arm in the movie theater because I was startled so much in the movie. Got pretty much no sleep.

I have to make my movie in the last two weeks of school. How the hell am I going to get done? I dont know.


GROSS CASSETTE PARTY AT SCHOOL TOMORROW. HELL YES.
 
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OFFICIAL UPDATE!!   
06:26pm 02/05/2005
 
mood: funny.
music: MATISYAHU!
THIS IS THE FIRST OFFICIAL ENTRY OF THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST ONLINE MOVIE-OFF!

Amanda and I are having a contest to see who can find the weirdest and/or funniest movie online this week. This is my first entry.

MATISYAHU!

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Oh yes my friends.... OH YES! Just what you've all been waiting for... ITS HASIDIC JEWISH REGGAE!

Here's a little bit about our friend Matisyahu from his website www.hasidicreggae.com:

"By the age of 14, Matthew Miller slid comfortably into the laid-back lifestyle of a teenage hippie. Having fallen in with the 'Dead-Head" crowd, he grew dreadlocks and wore his Birkenstocks all winter long. He played his bongos in the lunchroom and learned how to beat-box in the back of class."

This is awesomely HILARIOUS! Watch the video!
Video:http://www.hasidicreggae.com/index.php?section=article&album_id=0&id=31


hell yeah for entry number one... comment!
 
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10:11pm 19/04/2005
 
mood: pictures. funny.
music: The sounds of Without A Trace on the TV.
Guess what. Its random picture time!

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BEAKER! I. Love. The. Muppets.

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aggressive penguin. gerr.

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mmm.... fat.

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I don't even know....

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they don't bounce, but they fly.

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This is just for MANDAR! And apparently hampsters talk out of their ears. Look at the word bubble.

Had an okay day today. hope yours was good too.
 
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So. I'm not dead.   
10:15pm 17/04/2005
 
mood: ...alien? Dead alien?
music: RUFUS! I finally got the CD. Lovely.
yet.

Went to the ER on thursday night because my heart rate was 120 at rest... it's supposed to be around 60. Was having some chest pain- not too painful, but enough to be uncomfortable. The Doctor at the ER was from a different country and sponk really fast with some accent that was probably Russian. Sponk. She was sort of scary and gave me a crazy look when I told her I had been having chest pains for a few days. That was neat. They drew a lot of blood, which was unpleasent. Get the tests back on monday. I also apparently have a heart murmer.

I finally got my Led Zeppelin DVD today. Its rawther exciting. Full of hotness and face-melting guitar solos, just as expected.

got the Drac. paper done- finally. Was close to shooting myself. Its probably just about the worst thing I have ever written.

My dad is in CA having a reunion with his high school friends. One of them is a famous rock photographer. He's taken pictures of tons of famous people. I told my dad he had better come back with stories.

So, if my heart doesn't kill me- school probably will. Hoorah.

oh. P.S. is rob's show this Friday?
 
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Please.   
07:51pm 04/04/2005
 
mood: chipper
music: Ain't Too Proud To Beg- The Temptations!
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I would almost pay someone to go to prom with me dressed like this.

This is my friend Rufus Wainwright. Its too bad he's not really my friend, and its sort of also too bad he's of the homosexual nature. Not that there's anything wrong with that- but he's nice to look at.

Again... polka-dotted suit and striped shirt? I've got this jar full of change on my desk that I could cash in...
 
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Just got back from SIN CITY.   
10:05pm 01/04/2005
 
mood: calm-ish.
music: Nothing yet...
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This was quite an interesting movie. I'm a fan. It was of course violent to no end... but the movie was so cool VISUALLY that it totally made up for it. Plus, it was quite amusing in some parts. Others were kind of awkward- like the picture above... I won't give away the movie if you decide to go see it.

What else did I do today? Hung out with Amanda and Rob, which was neat. Wanted to stab myself in math class, but held back. Wanted to stab myself again in E-Sci. That's about it. I need to find some good music.

I think I'm gonna go work on some writing...
 
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mmmm.   
11:00am 31/03/2005
 
mood: good-ish.
music: the murmur of the school library.
So... i'm updating... with not a heck of a lot to say except RAY COOPER IS A SEXMONSTER!

And, yeah. Spring break was nifty. I hung out with the mandar, which was a blast. I also cleaned my room and got rid of half the crap that I own. That... was not a blast. I also went to Iowa to visit the fam, which was most certainly blast-worthy.

School sucks, yet again... and my face just might fall off from the load of homework.

I will keep it in a jar.

My face, that is.

If it falls off.


I thought someone took my purse yesterday... I was close to bursting into tears... but I didn't. I held in all my whirling, twirling emotions... and found my purse/carpet bag.




Hopefully the activity for tomorrow night will be SIN CITY watching. At the cinema.


Cinema. Such a nice word.
 
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Hmm.   
05:18pm 06/03/2005
 
mood: fine and dandy.
music: D'Yer Mak'er- Led Zeppelin
I've decided that Livejournal is kind of stupid. No one ever reads mine and they probably don't care what I have to say.

But I'm going to continue rambling about my boring life for this entry anyway.

I had my interview at camp on saturday- I hope I get the job! How kick-ass would that be?? Yeah, that's right. Really kick-ass. I got some new CDs today, which is always thrilling. Led Zeppelin III, Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin and Careless Love by Madeline Peyroux. All quite nice.

Watched Blues Brothers with Elizabeth and Tanya las night- what a freaking awesome movie. Am I right?

Right. Well.. I guess I'm finnished.


Here's an awesome message board you should go to if you like classic rock: http://ledzeppelinlady.proboards21.com/index.cgi it's really nifty. The people are pretty nice too.
 
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um- hilarious.   
01:26am 21/02/2005
 
mood: amused.
music: the sweet sounds of Family Guy
http://www.dc101.com/videos/shmoo6.mpg

please click the link above. I have one thing to say about it, LIGHTNING BOLT!












let me know what you think.
 
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09:10pm 15/02/2005
 
mood: <-- blob of sickness.
music: I'd Love To Change The World- Ten Years After
1) Full name: Claire Adrienne Smalley
2) Single or Taken: Wouldn't you like to know... yeah, you're right. Single.
3) Nicknames: Clurr, Smalls, Clarice
4) Birthday: Sept. 10, 1987
5) Sign: VIRGO.
6) Sibling(s): I was born a poor black child. (Steve Martin, anyone?) 15 siblings to be exact.
7) Hair colour: woah, going all British, are we? colour? Maroon.
8) Eye color: Depends on what light I'm in.
9) Shoe size: 6.5 or 7
10) height: 5'5
S t u f f
1) Where is your favorite place to shop? SAVERS!
2) Any tattoos or piercings? My ears- i'd like my nose done someday.
T h e E x t r a S t u f f
1) What kind of shampoo do you use ? I think its called Tea Tao?
2) What are you most scared of? the dark (sad, but true. I have a very active imagination)
3) What car do you wish to have? Hell Yes for the Silver Mullet. (Mazda Protege)
4) Who is the last person that called you? Um- Amy I think... I hardly ever talk on the phone.
5) Where do you want to get married? I don't know? I haven't thought that far ahead yet.
6) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? I don't know? I'm kind of happy with myself at the moment...
F a v o r i t e s
1) Colors: green or red
2) Number: eleventy billion.
3) Food: Lard.
4) Boys name: Lennon. (Shut up, I like it.)
5) Girls name:? Lucy
6) Subjects in school: When have I EVER used the words 'favorite' and 'school' in the same sentence?
7) Animals: The tufted owl-penguin.
8) Drink: coffee/tea/hot chocolate (anything warm)
9) Celebrity: I don't know, they're probably dead.
10) Sport: Gardening.
H a v e Y o u E v e r
1) Given anyone a bath? I don't think so.
2) Smoked? oh, you know me- the chain smoker.
3) Bungee jumped?: no- but maybe someday.
4) Broken the law?: probably.
5) Gone skinny dipping? when I was about 3...
6) Made yourself throw up? No- contrary to what the entire world seems to think, I DO NOT have an eating disorder.
FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND
1) Red: Hannah.
2) Cow: pie.
1) Do you like filling these out? HELL YES! It's not like I should be doing something productive like HOMEWORK or something like that.
2) Gold or Silver?: silver
3) Comments? I like your face.
What are you listening to right now? Blind Faith.
Who is sitting next to you right now? you. that's right, I saw you look over your shoulder.
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with? How the hell should I know? I'm only 17 and I don't have a boyfriend who I molest in the hallway!
Who do you admire? my... your... what? Did you say something about rubber stamps?
What makes you happy? Music.
How many buddies are on your list? 170.78? I don't know, should I count?
What do you like to do? Do homework, sit in class and generally be at school. Fuch- what was the question? (Wow, I sereiously need to learn to type. fuch? I guess it could be same way...)
Last person you talked to on the phone? Fuckass- EDIT YOUR SURVEYS!
Do you like yourself? *see above
Have you ever hated anyone in your life? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I bet you can't guess.
~~**BACK**~~
Fast food place? mc donalds or surbway.
Place to visit?: England- because I visit so often.
Favorite month: Fucktober (Whoever the hell Dave is is pretty funny.)
Sun or rain?: I enjoy both.
Scary or happy movie: Either, as long as it doesn't suck.
Career: A cage fighter.
HAVE YOU EVER.........
Loved someone so much it makes you cry? probably not loved, but strongly liked.
Broken a bone? all of them. yes.
Played truth or dare? NO- ITS AGAINST MY RELIGION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been in a physical fight? because I'm so violent.
Been in a police car? no
Been on a plane? No, I walked to England.
Come close to dying? I don't think so.
Been in a sauna ? yes, it was steamy.
Been in a hot tub? have you ever been in a cold one?
Swam in the ocean? yes.
What do you think about soaps?: OMG!!!!1!!11!!!1 I LUV SOAPS!!1!!1! LOL- MY MOM TAPES ALL OF THM 4 ME!!!11!!1!1
What is your good luck charm? I don't know, probably a sock or two.
Worst song you ever heard? anything mid-90s pop related that makes me want to shoot myself in the face.
Best song you have ever heard? How could someone ever choose that? I have hundreds.
Stupidest thing you have ever done? I'm kind of a stupid person, I tend to do lots of stupid things.
What does your bedroom look like? a hotel room trashed by a rockstar.
Have a lava lamp? No, but I bet I know who has one. Angie Huston.
Do you have a stuffed animal? maybe.
Most prized pocession? Well, it COULD have been my wallet- until someone fucking STOLE it. I'd say my iPod with all my music and pictures on it.
Vegetarian? I'm an omnivore.
Good driver? most days.
Good at sports? HA!!! HA. H...A. Do I even need to answer this?
Good actess/actor? I don't know, I used to be- that talent could be gone now though.
Shy? More than I used to be...
Good storytelller?: If I know the story well.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD...
Chicken Pox? yes. calamine, calamine, calamine lotion. (camp song)
SORE THROAT? Right now, actually.
STITCHES? In my lip when I shoved a yardstick through it. Do staples count? My cat scratched my head open when I was a month old.
Bloody Nose? surprisingly no.
Cold? No. Never. Dumbass.
Like picnics? Only if there's good food.
What school do you go to? Conservative Academy. Er... what?
Like to shop? If I have money.
WOULD YOU.....
Eat a live hampster for a million dollars? What, are we on Fear Factor?
Go to a hanson concert if you had a free ticket? Would you shoot yourself if you...had... a free ticket?? I don't know. I'm tired.
Kill someone you did not know for a billion dollars? Are you fucking crazy?
If you were stuck on an island, who would you want with you? Someone who would taste good... just kidding.

Wow- I just spent an obsene amount of time filling this out. There are about a hundred other things I could be doing with my time. Do I chooose to do them? No, of course not.

So- I went to Chicago over the weekend. That was awesome until some fuckass stole my wallet at an El station. The idiot immediately took it and filled up two cars with gas on my visa buxx card. I was somewhat of an idiot too though- I should have been wearing a sign that said, "LOOK, MY PURSE DOESN'T CLOSE RIGHT, STEAL MY WALLET!". My mom told me to wear my purse on the inside of my jacket but I didn't listen. Always listen to your mother... in situations like this...

I asked my mom if I actually had to go back to high school after visiting DePaul this weekend. She told me, "Unfortunately, yes." At least she has some sympathy for me. I have no idea what the fuck I'm going to do for my movie- one of my actors can't be in it because they are too busy so I either have to completely rewrite (again) or find another alternative. The film gods are against me. Why?

An awesome internet conversation between me and the wonderful Amanda Riley:
GooGooGooJoob67 (9:56:20 PM): it goes alright- I was just thinking about you actually. I was listening to the hotness of BECK.
AllTheHype101 (9:56:46 PM): oooooraWr
AllTheHype101 (9:56:56 PM): i'm his husband
AllTheHype101 (9:57:02 PM): ....or girlfriend
AllTheHype101 (9:57:04 PM): or wife...
AllTheHype101 (9:57:05 PM): wow
AllTheHype101 (9:57:07 PM): sleep

Made my night.

Love.
 
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11:39pm 04/02/2005
 
mood: I'm alright.
You scored as Classic Rock.. Classic Rock.

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Classic Rock.

100%

Punk and Pop Punk.

71%

Indie Rock

67%

Britpop

50%

Emo & More

50%

Indie

50%

Ska

38%

Industrial

21%

Hip Hop and Rap

21%

Hardcore

21%

Country

17%

Mainstream

13%

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Hell yes. Are we surprised? I think not.

STEVE AND KIM ARE AMAZING!!! They totally nailed Student Showcase. For those of you who didn't see them bing awesome, you missed out. Have a nice day.
 
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Okay. So.   
10:53pm 20/01/2005
 
mood: On the okay side for a change!
music: Boys Don't Cry- The Cure
This will prove if anyone actually ever reads my livejournal or if I'm just talking to cyberspace. Please go to this website: http://homepage.mac.com/mytwinpatunia/iMovieTheater1.html and tell me what you think. That would be most exciting. Finals are almost over, Hoorah! Almost. My friend from work is getting married this weekend, isn't that exciting? The last time I went to a wedding was when i was about 5... I wore a hidious dress that had autumn-colored fruit on it and puffy sleeves. What a trend setter I was. Time for bed -- I hope.
 
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Ha.   
07:04pm 19/01/2005
 
mood: This face looks odd......
music: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds- The Beatles
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Hah. That makes me smile a bit.

I wish I could push all my finals off a cliff. I'm not sure that would help very much considering they would be at the bottom of a cliff... and I would probably still fail- but It would make me feel better...

I ordered two books of Amazon yesterday! HOW EXCITING! One is about the Who and the other is about Led Zeppelin... They are supposed to be sent out on friday. I don't know if I can wait that long. Its time for some FUN reading. I guess anything would be funner (yes, funner) than Bless Me, Ultima or my American Government text book.

Spanish and Math finals tomorrow. Actually, i've changed my mind. Could someone push ME off a cliff instead?
 
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Hmm.   
06:30pm 18/01/2005
 
mood: meh. Not good, not bad.
music: The sound of random vocab words running through my brain...
I was wait-listed at Marquette. Oh well. Its not like I care anyway, I already know where I'm going, baby! Hell yeah, CHICAGO, HERE I COME!
 
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DEATH TO FINALS AND EVERYTHING RELATED.   
05:18pm 18/01/2005
 
mood: Surprisingly alright...
music: Indigo Girls- Shaming of the Sun
Ah yes. Finals time. Intense studying has confiscated my social life for the past few days -- except for today, I studied with Lauren and Stephanie for our American Government final. Two words: Holy Shit. One-Shot has got to be insane, there is no way anyone could study for that test with the stuff he gave us. I just have to read, re-read, read some more, re-read that, read even more, and hope that somehow I'll get an okay grade. It's finger crossing time my friends!

I got the greatest new coat today at My Sister's Closet on Grand. Its beautiful, sort of winter-hippie-ish. Its really hard to discribe but I'll try to post a picture of it sometime soon. I might even wear it to school next week. Really, the coat is amazing... it gives me a little boost of confidence-how handy.

Good luck to all you nutty studiers. (That was almost creative...) Hope finals go alright for you.
 
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Hilarious.   
09:55pm 12/01/2005
 
mood: fried.
music: Ramble On - Led Zeppelin. (Hell Yeah.)
SKULLPANDA!

This picture made my evening.

As well as talking to Amy for about 2 hours.... I never talk on the phone, what's with that?! Anyway, that was neat.

Student Showcase is going AMAZINGLY WELL. ALL OF YOU SHOULD COME. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. EVEN THOSE OF YOU WHO LIVE IN IOWA. IT'S GOING TO BE HILARIOUS! (At least i'm pretty sure Marie's and mine will be... I haven't watched the others. Audrey's will be fabulous as well, i'm sure!! haha) Its January 29th. Be there or be a four sided geometric figure. (square- for those of you who are like ME and are idiots when it comes to math)

Stress level is at a high, but has gone down somewhat since I got some good news about my film. Hoorah!

And I'm still waiting to give my handshake to anyone who can guess the guy in my avatar... you know you want that handshake.
 
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Peer Helpers.   
09:58am 10/01/2005
 
mood: Meh.
music: Know Your Onion! - The Shins
Right. So... I was pretty sure that I would never need a peer helper in all of my days as a high school student at Minnehaha Academy. Oh how I was wrong. I actually had to pull Amanda out of class today so I could calm down a bit. I was about to go off the deep end... if I haven't already... and I'm glad that she was there to help. And I would like to state that I wish Jimmy Page didn't turn 50-something yesterday... He's a rock god. And Hannah can call me polytheistic all she wants, BUT- I have GREG on my side. And everyone knows you can't beat Greg. Right? Oh. One more thing. I will give you a gigantic handshake if you know who the man in my avatar is. And no... its not Pintsize. Nice try though.
 
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Oh. And By the way.   
12:31am 09/01/2005
 
mood: Jimmy Fallon is amazing.
SNL reruns make my life. I wish this season didn't suck... Thank goodness there's E! to remind me why SNL used to be my favorite show.
 
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